Very bad joke

[juicy julie]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the
> > > > doctors.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood
>test
> >
> > > > and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of
>days."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the
> > > > results.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little
> > > > paper bag.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug
> > > > users?" asked the doctor.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood
> > > > transfusion?" queried the doctor.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
>
> > > > "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
>
> > > > "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little
>paper
> >
> > > > bag!"

> > > > "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor

You must be a carrier!!

[simonukfrenzy]

worse than the ducks joke!!

[fwee]

Are we starting a Joke thread?? :D

Here are a few that will no doubt make you groan! :p


A guy goes to the Doctor and says, "Doctor I dont know whether I am a wig
wam or a tepee.
To which the Doctor replied, "You are obviously two tents."


A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher: "Are you a gambling man?"

The butcher says "Yes", so the man said: "I bet you £50 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there."

The butcher says "I'm not betting on that."

"But I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts.

"Yes I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."


A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other.
Apparently the crew were marooned.


Sorry :o